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Introducing

Queer Sex Horror Stories

! This Autostraddle miniseries functions embarrassing and shriek-worthy activities which have occurred to your article writers during sex (and they’re all 100% real). Collect around our very own digital campfire and make to clench your butt cheeks. In words of R.L. Stine: Reader, beware…you’re in for a scare!

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Fucking was actually immediate. I’d already been dumped by a partner whom suggested we satisfy during the practice stop between the respective flats to “talk about you” earlier in the day that day. In an unfortunate angle, we had to ride alike congested practice vehicle for four prevents in identical way while I sobbed. I had to develop anyone to fuck the experience right off me ASAP. The good thing is, my buddies Nicole and Juan had been having a celebration that evening. My strategy? Get into, get laid, to get away. What might go completely wrong?

I talked one of my work colleagues into joining you. He was British and created like a hockey player. He’d shown a passive desire for getting together with me personally beyond work and a working interest in getting over their ex quickly. We realized going to Nicole and Juan’s celebration with each other was collectively helpful.

“is actually the guy sweet?” Nicole questioned as she dumped Everclear into a bowl of scarlet impression punch.

“No.”

“But, like you think he’s going to be great during sex?” Juan questioned.

“Probably.”

Juan and Nicole glanced at each and every some other. They replied in unison: “right individuals are untamed.”

We understood this to be true. I recently had not realized that I happened to be not, in reality, right. My “wild” was actually not related.

As soon as different guests showed up, the celebration went as much parties inside my early 20s frequently moved. As we bled the punchbowl dry, I sat alongside British Mitchell about settee and made my personal purposes increasingly obvious: my personal hand on his upper body, dropping sex into discussion, whispering within his ear.

After that Juan requested myself if I planned to raid Nicole’s grass stash. We excused my self and adopted him.

“So, are you men planning fuck?!” Juan questioned as soon as the guy shut the doorway behind him.

We sighed wistfully. “I’m not sure. I believe like i have managed to get abundantly obvious that I would like to, but he’s just not biting.”

“Well, the guy needs to be gay. I am acquiring gay vibes.”

“Who’s gay?” Nicole exposed the doorway.

“Besides united states?” Juan chuckled.

We choked down fun. My personal face flushed. Juan (truly) believed I happened to be a wardrobe instance, in which he loved to carry that right up around Nicole. The sole person unacquainted with just how terribly i needed to shag Nicole ended up being Nicole.

I sighed. “Uk Mitchell.”

Nicole disagreed. She ended up being sure British Mitchell flirted together with her several minutes ago. Juan stated that

obviously

Uk Mitchell ended up being flirting with

him

.

I groaned in beat.

Juan and Nicole promised that individuals were probably decide which of the two he’d already been flirting with. Then chosen you would suggest a threesome with Brit Mitchell and me personally. Really, I couldn’t request much better buddies.

The party was actually winding straight down once we was released of Nicole’s room. British Mitchell had been throughout the sofa.

Juan, the king of subtlety, slithered as much as British Mitchell and asked, “which folks have you been attempting to screw?”

Uk Mitchell’s face turned reddish. To your shock, the guy answered, “Well, if this ended up being as much as myself, everyone.”

To ensure that’s how my personal two nearest pals and a co-worker and that I wound up nude in Nicole’s bed. Nicole and Juan, two real MVPs, each sucked one of my hard nipples. British Mitchell half-heartedly grabbed inside my clit with one hand while clawing at Juan’s cock because of the various other.

Nicole, understanding terrible clit work when she noticed it, attempted to show Uk Mitchell getting me better.

Fuck. I became having my very first team sex knowledge AND my personal very first queer expertise in one-night?!

a distinctly terrible student, British Mitchell focused way more on Juan’s dick.

“Juan, we’re looking to get your BUDDY off,” Nicole hissed.

Juan, just as unimpressed by the claw work he was receiving, focused his interest on myself. “Nicole, exactly what do we actually carry out with a vagina?”

Nicole recommended the guy finger me. Juan eagerly stuck his fist inside me while Nicole massaged my clitoris. Brit Mitchell used her locks until she swatted him away. He was pointless.

It thought amazing. Until it don’t.

I didn’t understand how to break it to Juan that their jagged talon plunging rapidly inside and out of me had not been only carrying out nothing for me personally, it had been also starting to hurt. Normally, we make the addition of more hands with satisfaction and delight, but each little finger Juan included had been like another head put into the Hydra invading my personal cervix.

Shit, ended up being that my cervix?

We screamed.

And I faked a climax to get out from it. It absolutely was over.

Uk Mitchell muttered anything about the need to discover his garments because he previously someplace to get into the morning. Juan, pleased that someone had relatively completed, believed around at night when it comes to lightswitch. Anything was actually cozy and gooey.

Hold Off

.

Nothing may have prepared me for the carnage that awaited all of us. The light flickered onto display the wall ended up being covered in red-colored handprints.

To the scary, Nicole’s white sheets and Juan’s right-hand were covered in bloodstream. A hot share gathered at base of the sleep. We looked down, experiencing out of the blue more nude than We ever endured. A tiny stream of blood had been dribbling from my personal cunt. The space looked like a crime scene. The murder tool fingered the lightswitch once again. The space went dark.

For a moment, In my opinion most of us believed that we could unsee the Jackson Pollock I would made from Nicole’s white duvet. Unsmell the metal that had been sunken out by the musk of gender. Unfeel the bloodstream coagulated in sperm on our skin. We certainly wanted to. I was abruptly too sober and much too nude to browse the embarrassment of producing a mess of my very first queer team gender knowledge. I sprinted for the bathroom.

I scrubbed my personal crotch and feet with Nicole’s fancy club soap. “Ew, you have the period all over Nicole’s sheets!” I heard Juan shriek from bedroom. Tepid to warm water and bloodstream pooled on bathroom tile.

Exiting the restroom, I discovered I’d produced a trail. We implemented it back to floor zero to survey the destruction.

Nicole and I came across both’s gaze. This was not duration bloodstream, this was you-finger-banged-me-so-poorly-that-you-gashed-my-fucking-cervix bloodstream. However the form of this tale in which Juan fucked myself so very hard that I “began my period” is the current narrative even today.

Juan was actually a stupid arse, but he had been all of our foolish asshole. Nicole and that I were not attending allow British Mitchell leave thinking that he was anything less than the weakest link in this foursome. We calmly consented to spare Juan’s emotions.

“Oh, um, do you really need me personally t-t-to-?” Uk Mitchell stammered.

Nicole and Juan informed him it was best the guy just leave.

British Mitchell gathered up his clothes and left Nicole’s area without even putting them on.

The moment the guy closed the bedroom home behind him, we collapsed to the gory sheets in defeat. We’d bleach the walls each day.